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Look, people give Trump a lot of grief for tweeting all the time, but I'll tell you this, if other presidents throughout history, if they had had Twitter and social media, it would've been just as bad, okay? And it would've been just as bad. But it would've been bad. Like, if Bill Clinton had Twitter back in the day, you would've gotten like drunk messages from Clinton at like three in the morning on a Saturday night. Just like, I just ate half of bean burrito. And I'm going to have sex with the other half. Saxophone emoji.
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