#bartendingicks #bartenderlife #serverlife

I just got off work. I'm a little turned so I'm about to do my ex as a bartender. My first egg is people who get hot beverages at the bar. Why are you fixing your mouth to ask me for a hot tea or a coffee? Babe, you're not going to get it. I'm not leaving this bar for anything. If a server don't bring it to you, you're not going to get it, babe. I hate when I'm introducing myself to someone and they be like, "Can I get a water?" You gonna cut me off? No, actually, I'm not bringing water. Hate when people want to make substitutions to the drink. Like, "Oh, can I get a margarita with no sour?" Just get it the way it comes for efficiency's sake. I also hate when, "Oh, it's makeup right here." Okay, whatever. Show my school one. I hate when somebody wants you to walk them through the menu at the bar. No, I'm not doing that. Dang, I sound like a bad bartender. I'm not. I just be wanting to move fast. I need you to know what you need.