AMANDA DWYER VS MARK BLACK REMATCH THIS SUNDAY @Amanda Dwyer TICKETS IN BIO The stand Glasgow 28th July

Halloween is coming up. Amanda loves Halloween because it's a chance for her to dress down as a human. Mark's dad was a minister with addiction and anger issues. Sadly, the only thing he was addicted to was butter and Mark and his two brothers. Everybody thinks Mark wears hats because he's bald, but he actually started wearing them in childhood to cushion the blow of his dad's punches. Mark's bald head actually makes for an excellent mixing palette for oil-based paints. Mark was so scared of his dad growing up that he used to pee the bed every night. You know, it's really sad. That was until he got his own back and he started studying French at university and his dad died of embarrassment. Amanda's mum was a gambling addict which made Christmas time really difficult. Will there or not, Amanda was getting a bike for Christmas, was solely dependent on how many first half yellow cards range of food received. She's walking about toysing us sweating. Paul, for a school this jaw, old traffic. She isn't actually Amanda's real mum. She actually won Amanda in a raffle. Yeah, Amanda's family are not Muslim despite spending a month without food while a mum was in Mecca. (audience laughing)