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Sinister minister story #standup #markblack

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12.0K views343 likes2:04ENSep 21, 2026
258 words1339 characters29 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

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There's a song we used to sing in church. Anyone that seen my stand-up will know in our church where that pido. Like most churches. I'll tell you this, but this sinister minister we used to call them. What he used to do, he used to leave a trail of starbursts for their kids to lure them. Oh, it was the most blatant pido you've ever seen in your life. Like the most stereotypical part of it is free triple glazing glasses. He was handling the starbursts. That's the most pido hanging. I'll try fucking tell me. He can't handle it if it's past or if it's a fucking notch. You need to leave a trail of starbursts for their kids. Now obviously I've used to scoff everyone in them because I just fucking love starbursts. I wouldn't even look up to see the danger. I was getting in danger. The trail where the trail was leading. And boy, let me tell you where it led to. The last starburst was just perfectly balanced on top of his fully erect cock. I slapped that. I was like, "I don't fucking like your papa watch, alright?" All of a sudden, Cog. Anyway, let me exchange snapchats. That's the called awesome God. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns from heaven above with the way. Stump up and love our God is an awesome God. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns from heaven above with the way. Stump up and love our God is an awesome God.