They’re best friends!!!! #workwife #comedy #hr @None Of My Business

Oh my god I was gonna pass you a note but you're off your call. Yay! Meeting today at 11.30. Are you gonna sit by me? I will be so mad if you don't save me a spot. I'll be mad. Did you notice that Jessica was in the break room again talking about Todd? I'm like okay it's like so obvious that you have a crush on him like leave that at home. He told me why I was on a date the other night and I was literally telling my date about you. I was like he was like oh where do you work and I was like oh my god well it's kind of boring but like I this work husband. I called you that. We're just best friends. You're like my brother. You are my favorite person in this office for real. Like did you put this in my eye cale? Start a fire in the break room microwave. Shut up! I did that one time. It's never happening again. I'm not doing it again. Hey I kind of wish I knew you before you met Annika. Just because like you know me as a single person like look I'm literally wearing last night's clothes. Can you tell like no shade the Annika? You know I've been wanting to meet her like I can't wait to meet her at the holiday party. Oh my god. I feel like your girlfriend and I are just gonna bond over how annoying you are. Okay no Jessica asked me she was like okay if you were to sleep with one person in the office. Who would it be? I was like I cannot like I'm a professional like you know me. We're like so close to this point. I would not. Oh I did not say you. I knew you were gonna say that. I did not say you. No. No I said Alex. Yes I did. Alex is cute. Alex. What? Why are you so annoyed when I talk to him? You're jealous.