The “Work wife”#stoicism #relationships #usa🇺🇸 #philosophy

Oops. Clumsy me. I need these reports done by 8am, Cole. You dropped something. Come on. Be a doll and handle it. I thought I was your work wife. Work wife is just a fancy term for unpaid assistance. My contract says analyst, not simple. Wow, rude. Maybe I should tell HR you're creating a hostile work environment. Go ahead. HR opens at 9. But check your email first. My email. What did you do? I just forwarded all your flirty requests to your boss. All 15 of them. You logged the chats? You CC the director? Are you insane? I'm not insane. I'm protected. It's called a paper trail. You are such a cold robot. No wonder you are single at 30. I'm single because I have standards. You're single because you need a sponsor. Now get out. Incorporate. Feelings get you fired. Evidence keeps you hired.