I mean getting her “fired” does not seem fun enough?

- One of y'all please explain to me how the, I'm supposed to not catch a charge today, after my husband's self-appointed work wife refused to let me talk to my husband on the phone today. - I woke up this morning and decided to be a good little wife and I thought, you know what, I was surprised my husband on his lunch break. So, you know, about 30 minutes before lunch, I call up to his office and his self-proclaimed work wife answers the phone. - Yeah, the one that refers to me as his outside wife, that bitch. So, I'm like, hey, you know, I need to talk to my husband and she's like, I just really don't think that's gonna happen. And I'm like, excuse me, like, ring me back to his office. She's like, he's just, he's really tied up right now. I just, I can't, I can't bring myself to ring his office. He's, he's really tied up. I'm like, sitting there thinking, girl, if you don't can do this right now, I'm about to come up there and ring something else. You know what I mean. - I said, not that it's any of your business, but there's a bit of an emergency. And I'm gonna need you to put him on the line. And she said, I mean, he's already committed to lunch if that's what the emergency is. And what the fucking world is lunch and emergency? It's not in her business, but what? He's committed to lunch. He's committed to his lunch break in the office. And that's why you can't ring me back. She said, yeah, he already has plans. We already have plans. We, we have plans. Oh, y'all have plans. (laughs) Oh, my bad. I didn't realize that you, oh my God, you have lunch plans with my husband. How dare I try to ring back his fucking office. I said, I'm his wife. And she says, and I'm really trying to help you manage expectations like we already had plans. Like he's already committed to this. Bitch, he committed to me 11 years ago. What the fuck are you saying? Manage my expectations is fucking crazy. I was like, put my husband on the phone. Put my husband on the phone. She said, I would rather not interrupt him while he's eating. Eating what? What the fuck is he eating? He's like, well, I made him lunch. A grown-ass man. Why are you making my husband lunch? She said, I made him his favorite burritos. Bitch, how do you even know what his favorite burritos are? Like, and he's mentioned that she went through a breakup and that like, you know, she's been asking for advice and things and that like, she'll bring extra food for lunch, but bitch. You literally made his favorite food. This is weird. I said, okay, put him on. And at this point, it's just, it was war. My husband gets on the line. I said, how are you liking those burritos? He said, I know, I know. They are good, I know. I said, why the hell is she making you burritos? He said, we had a conversation apparently. Her ex didn't think she could cook, so she's just been trying to impress the man before she puts herself back out in the field. I think she wants to be in your failed mister. 'Cause I'm just trying to be polite. I said, well, I was gonna, I was gonna have lunch with you today. He said, oh, what will happen? I was like, well, I was gonna have two spicy cubes and you were gonna have me for lunch, if you know what I'm saying. (laughs) He said, I'm done with the burrito, I'll be home in 20. So guess who closed the office early today? I mean, a little competition is healthy, but I don't wanna bruise her ego. It seems like it's been bruised enough.