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If you Google yourself, you’re going to get the good and the bad. 🎥: @Graham Kay, “Live In A Bowling Alley” #grahamkay #liveinabowlingalley #googlealerts #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp

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494 views14 likes1:00ENSep 23, 2026
139 words669 characters8 sentencesReadability: Middle School

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So I signed up for Google Alerts, and then one day I got like a whole bunch of alerts. I was like, oh, someone wrote about my special, the kids are going to pop off, you know? The grind, you know. And then I clicked on it, and this is 100% true. There is a rapist in Australia with my exact name. And now when you Google my name, Graham K, he comes up first, you know, because his industry was not affected at all by the pandemic. I tell you what, boy oh boy, is it bad for the biz? So here's the thing, I hope he dies, I really hope he dies, and I hope, I don't think they The death penalty in Australia, it's like a pretty liberal place, so I hope a shark gets them.