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They are equally scary experiences. 🎥: Chris Griffin, "Words Have Consequences" #chrisgriffin #gristopher #wordshaveconsequences #sleepinginatrunk #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp

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220 words1127 characters24 sentencesReadability: Grade 2

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I'm sleeping in the trunk of a car, terrified. And like two minutes later, something hits the car hard. Boom! And I'm like, "Oh my God, so I push the button. "Trunk pops open, I jump out." And I'm like, "Whoa, hey, what's going on?" And it was like a 20-year-old girl that had just got Taco Bell. And she's like, "My foot slipped off the brake "and she'd hit my car." And I'm like, "Oh, man, you made a mark." I'm like, "You know what, though? "That's okay." I'm like, "You know why? "Because I'm an adult, I got insurance." And I was like, "You get it figured out." And then I went back in the trunk to sleep. Good night, yet. But I've thought so much about that. How scary is that that I'm sleeping in the trunk of a car and somebody hit? That is terrifying. The only thing I've come up with that's more scary than what I experienced in that moment would be being a 20-year-old girl that just got Taco Bell. And then accidentally bumps the car in front of her and a 40-year-old man comes out of the trunk like, "Whoa, hey, get it together. "I got it figured out. "You get it figured out." It goes back in the trunk to sleep.