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We talk about White Claw for a second. I'll drink the Black Cherry, okay? Yeah. Get that mango White Claw the fuck out of my variety pack, alright? Mango White Claw tastes like a shitty girl's personality. It's true, and the lady's in here knowing I'm talking about. Take a sip of a mango White Claw that tastes like Sarah when none of her friends came to the party. Really used to make fun of people for drinking fruit beer. Who used to make fun of people mercilessly? Oh, you get a fruit beer. Now, I could be drinking a boys-and-berry apricot-infused double-pay-l-l-i-p-a with a garnish of a Maristino cherry and orange slice and a candied pineapple chunk. Look over to Guy Drinking a Tangerine White Claw. You're like, you fucking pussy. How do we get there? [BLANK_AUDIO]
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