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I just got non-alcoholic herbs, so that you don't have to. I was at the grocery store and I saw these, and I thought to myself, you know what? I drink a lot, but sometimes I'd like to have a cocktail where I don't get drunk. Who are these coming? Both zero proof, both $45 bottle. Let's see how they taste. Okay, my first impression is based on smell. It smells like, it doesn't smell like alcohol at all. It smells like, oh, it smells perfume-y. I'm sorry, I'm actually not trying to cough there. So let's try, let's do a little look test. Let's see what it looks like. It looks like bourbon. Again, it just smells very perfume-y. The mouth feel is just awful. The mouth feel is just awful. It is, bad, it's not good. That is like, it's a little bit of a thing in the back of your throat, which I like because it replicates alcohol, but it's so thin, it's such a thin liquid. This one smells a little bit, also perfume-y. Oh, fuck, I fucked up. I shouldn't have bought two of these bottles. There's like a hundred, I spent a hundred dollars on these pieces of shit. I'll still, that's it. Neither of these are anything, but maybe they'll be good in a cocktail. I wouldn't recommend buying them.