this not that #birkenstockboston

It's not that Birkenstock Boston's, despite these being really, really popular, I actually really like them. So pile me and keep wearing them all, get some, or whatever. But upon request, here are some alternative slip-on-y mulee situations. Firstly, bedrock, mountain clogs, I think these are adorable, very similar, but a bit more outdoorsy, I guess, with the straps and vibram rubber on the bottom. Love. Cain-unique sandals. I prefer the black ones, personally, but I just thought I'd do the tall penny-wise. Imagine these are like a colorful sock, because you can like see into the inside of it. You'd be able to see the sock really well. I think they're beautiful. Roa hiking for days, a bit more of a sporty vibe, again, with the vibram rubber on the bottom, and I really like the little mountain situation that I think they're trying to create while they're back there. Funky, don't you think? Meryl jungle mocks. I know these aren't mules, but they are like slip-on. So similar vibe. Oh, the woven, like, criss-crossy situation, the rope on the back. I love these so much. So cute! Meryl, again, these are the hydro clogs. It's kind of like if a crock metaboston. Like how they're not all a uniform color, like there's the different shades throughout the pattern on top. The mesh coming through from the bottom. Gorgeous. Sui Coke Moto Mabs. I know these aren't closed toe, but there's just a teeny bit of toe, and this color specifically is very, very burky. Love how shiny the straps are. Very fun. Back to Bergenstock. These are Naples. This is like if a boston and a loafer had a baby. So adorable. You just look like such a little petunia wearing these. I know this is the same show I'm giving you alternative options for, but when you think of the boston, you think of like the tawny colors. These really, really rich blues just come deadly, I'm stressed. The sizes don't run big enough for myself, so if someone could rock these on my behalf that would be divine. Let me know if anything else you'd like me to give you alternative options for.