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Icl it just got worse and worse as I went further south 😭😭 #fyp #fypシ #viral #viralvideo #funny #relalable #tottenham #northumberlandpark #npk #brucegrove #sevensisters #westgreen #broadwaterfarm #ofb #haringey #london #northlondon #ghetto #trenches #tired #n17 #n15

@m.combe07
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Okay, so they got me in Tottenham. Specifically, no Fumblingham Park, A-K-A-M-P-K to the locals. First of all, let's just look at how gentrification failed. They built this big nice stadium and then next to it, you got the blocks, bruv. They failed. I did not snip there, but they failed. Well, I often say that there is very few on gentrifiable areas in London. And Tottenham is a perfect example for them. Now, this is an area that I know I need to be careful in, because eh, plenty of shears and stadiums in this area. As soon as I hear this thing, I go, "My man, I'm bashed in. I don't think I understand how fast I'm cutting, but yeah, these shops here are looking old. Like, how do you please just keep them in the cab?" Eh! I've seen a lot of fried chicken spots in my time. But, hello fried chicken! That's fantastic. That's incredible. And it's cash only as well. If you pick up, look it into this place. You're smoking. Ah! Okay, so I was about to see a bit of the Brock Downage of North Dublin Park. I mean, we've got the estate team, but the estate team's looking to be Brock Down. It's just that. And that door. Eh! What color of a blue is that? Fuck it, oh. Okay, I've started seeing, putting up houses. And that only means one or two things ever. One, the people inside of the house are very violent. Or number two, the people outside of the house were very violent. If you know what I mean. And also, just just keep the state of this. Just just keep the state, just just just just keep the state of that. Well, what is it with hand car washes? I'm just looking at shiny towns. Every single hand car washing London. No, no, no, no. What the hell is that? What is that? I said, "Wait, Enfield Council. Yeah, I need to get out of here." I can't be quiet in Edmonton because then them Texas fried chicken guys might even catch me. It's not only me done. Okay, so now we're in the middle of Tottenham. We're in Bruce Grove. Yeah, man. We'll be the end of your life. What is this? What is this? This is gonna be a supermarket. What's super about this market? Please. Um, so that they try to get this place a Brixton market type of revamp. But it never worked. It never worked. Uh, uh. Further red. Whoa! And viral crime scene. Yeah, safe. Well, that load dreadnets that site is straight out of the swing in 60s, bro. Straight out of Elvis Presley's era. One thing I would say, though, is he's going to call it here. His college is this, bro. This is a regular shop. This is a regular building, bro. His college is this. No, this one here. This is absolutely inexcusable. Hey! He's Baker. Hi! The brand is gonna be Omaldi Lodha Mercier. Hi! I'm so sorry, but I'm not like me would've got lost in this area. I'm unsaid credit. Anyways, what I would say about this area is that at least they've got some nice architecture going on. Another example of good art in the area of Tottenham. Though, what in the world is going on here? Ah, long day. Okay, so I found myself in seven sisters. In my opinion, her. Probably the worst out of the three Tottenham areas, bro. That is just based off of how tired it is. Specifically, Westby Road, bro. This area is brand-time Kinshasa. 99 Beef Shop is crazy, bro. Even to the point where even one pound is too expensive. Woo! Now it's starting to see the real deprivation. The real deprivation. I don't have a brief call of no feminine park. This is the road definition. Hey! I don't know why you guys were suggesting I should come no feminine park when this area exists. Is he those bread, yeah? What's his bread meant to be? What's going on over here? Why is this shop not even got any borders, bro? I know where they got the school of Ice Age and Tottenham. There's no... TV! TV! Heaven! Get me out of this area. Get, I'm even! I'm even, bro. Even the bridge is about to turn into the Amazon rainforest, bro. Like, where's the renovation? Well, you know from when they have the police codes. On the side of the shop, fam. Yeah, man. Ah, the ghetto. The ghetto, man. I... Why? Why? But even the graffiti says the veil off. Because this... This is the favelas. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, this one there. This is the alleyway to hell. Shit! Oh, my work, man. Oh, my work. The bus is right there. I'm going towards it. Let me get back to my hands, man. I need to leave this. Where's the 259 to be brought to my hands? Bus. It's my bus. I'll never be more happy to see a bus in my life. Ah, get me out.