TikTok Video

Will you film a video of me cooking? - You cooking? - Yes. - But you don't cook. - What does that matter? You're gonna cook for me. I just need you to film me, pretending to cook, and then you'll cook the food, and then I'll pretend like I cooked the food and then we'll post it. - Why? - I'll do the things out there. Why? What do you mean why? This is social media. You have to post stuff that's not true. - So, what are we cooking? - Well, I just thought you could spigate or something. I don't really care what you cook, but then I'm gonna pretend that I'm cooking, okay? - For what reason, honey? - To post, what do you mean to post? I need a post of video today, and I decided I'm gonna post a video of me cooking, and I'm gonna tell the internet that I know how to cook, but I don't know how to cook. You and I both know that, so you're gonna cook for me, and I'm gonna pretend that I did it. I'm gonna take the credit for it. We're gonna post it and it's gonna go viral. - I think that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, and that's not gonna go viral. - Me cooking? - A hot bro cooking? Why wouldn't I go viral? - Maybe 'cause you're not hot.