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Making news, Amazon says one of these three actors could be the next James Bond. Number three is Tom Holland. Now, I really like Tom Holland as an actor. I think he's classy, he's well-kept, clean-cut, but he's 29 years old. Like James Bond is a silver fox. He was modeled after Carrie Grant from Northby, Northwest, who is in his 50s. And what are they doing? Some kid-ass version of James Bond? Number two is Jacob Allordy, who is 28 years old. These are way too young, you know. The next actor, again, I see him as Bond, less than Tom Holland. I don't know. I don't know what they're thinking and what they're going to do to James Bond. They better not fuck it up. Honestly, they bought James Bond and they better be true to the material and not be fucking around. If you like this list and want more about other nonsense, follow me. Leave me a comment with who you want to be the next James Bond. I was really hoping for Henry Cavill or Reggie Jean Page from Bridgerton. I don't know who these fucking ideas that they're getting at are, but they better not fuck up with the Bond. Also, check out our brand new podcast, Brutally Honest with Sam and Jacob wherever you get your podcasts. I'm going nuts from this damn electric leaf blower that sounds like a whistle. Number one, I don't even know who this person is, but he's another 29-year-old Harris Dickinson.