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When you get home early.

@steve__evets
23.4K views680 likes2:20ENSep 30, 2026
287 words1475 characters36 sentencesReadability: Grade 2

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Ayah, I've been uptown, I've been launched with some mates, but we've finished doing it, so I've just gone round to Jen's flat to surprise her because I know that Jen, she loves surprises, here we go. Surprise surprise Jen! What was that you just put behind your back? Nothing? Nothing. Jen, I saw you, you just put some of it behind your back. I thought we had no secrets. I mean, come on, why is it scripts or something? I understand, non-confidentiality class, I'm in the business. Come on Jen, I saw you put some of it behind your back, and what is it, come on. Show us, what the fuck is it now? Big bids for her pleasure. Where the fuck have you got this? I got it off eBay. Fucking eBay? Fucking eBay, right? Come on, open it, let's see us in it. Yes, you saw you want to see it. Just open it, open it. Fucking I'll go a little bit, that old fucking bastard, fucking grumble dick out of Harry Potter. What the fuck in hell, come on. I saw him look at the rest. Oh, for fuck's sake, right? Yeah, well, I don't know what you want for Christmas, don't I? Yeah, the fuck you know this fella here. It's God. Fucking God. God. So all of the times you've been showing, oh God, oh God, my God, it's him you've been thinking of all the fucking time. Right, well, you fucking love you God. Yeah, if you thought it would have popped, I fucking see you later. That would be fucking so. I suppose that's an answer God, is it, eh? Yeah, right. I'm rough. Keep your fucking bank bag.