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152 words787 characters21 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

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When I was 16, I had a driving instructor. He was from Germany. I was a little fat Jewish kid. That was terrifying for me, okay? I was a little fat kid. I had a little mullet. Sideburn shaved in a little lightning bolt shaved in the side. He turned to me. We were driving in the car. He was like, "Vin, you are paying a parking!" "You must always, always!" "Make sure not to hitler's car in front of you." I was like, "He said Hitler." I heard him say Hitler. I could hear him sitting right next to him. We were driving together. He was like, "If you cross the double yellow line, you'll get a very expensive ticket, and you'll not be allowed to pay half of the cost of the ticket. You will be responsible for the holocaust." What? Responsible for the holocaust? Why are you kidding me?