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I know it was a middle-pandemic, and I was all about the doctors in the scientists, but the veterinarians, mmm, I-- I just think some of them, they know they got that giant gray area of your lack of knowledge that they can abuse about the animal chem. Like, if you go to a doctor, and you're like, my ankle hurts, and they're like, could be an ear infection, you're like, well, you're bad at your job, but-- [LAUGHTER] But you go to a veterinarian with this animal that you love but can't communicate with, and you're like, oh, what's wrong with my best friend? My little guy here, they can just say anything, like, it's the alternator. And you're just like, yeah, I get-- [LAUGHTER] You know what? That makes sense because his eyes were dimming in the morning. It's eyes were dimming. That's a 2003 calico with a lot of miles. Those are a city mile. I thought the timing belt was going to go first, but oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. What are we running on those, huh? 1,500. No, she's okay. [LAUGHTER] That's with labor? All right, yeah. Hey, listen, hey, real quick on the side. Say we do this in cash. You got like a similar model out back that-- Like, you can part out or ethical reasons. You're no say no more. Say no more. No, nobody's Frankenstein here. Nobody's Frankenstein. [LAUGHTER]
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