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fashion trends i dislike πŸ’•

@jasper_garner
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There are some vegetables that I dislike. As always, do not take anything I say seriously, wear whatever you'd like to wear. The whale's bonnet leopard print samba. He's just have a certain, I don't say qua, that was irisly similar to these. I cannot pretend like I didn't fall victim to these as well. Do not stress. But like I think if you want a leopard print shoe, just go for like a leopard print kit in here or something, not an everyday shoe. Like I'm not over leopard print kit in here as for example, because I don't see them every day, because they're not an everyday shoe. But a patterned everyday shoe, it's extremely popular, just becomes tiresome a lot quicker, I think then, just a block color shoe. Not big on some, there's anyways, but I much prefer any other samba than these. That's a lot of hate the white ones. This is super specific, but wearing like tourist shirts in the city that you're in. Like the amount of London birch that I see in London. Trust you, I'm not gonna get burned, honey. Like ditch the cap until you get to another location. Harold jeans. Gee whiz, the silhouette of these are just not exactly to my taste. Yeah, I just prefer the silhouette of like a white like Jane, for example, if you want the knee to be wider, I think the bottom's gotta be wider too. To have the whole pear shaped figure all happening below the waistline, that's just a lot with a short amount of space, and yeah, I struggle with them. Snake skin pretty much everything. I mean, specifically like the jacket coat department, I just don't know if there's any way to make that like patterned leather snake skin look expensive. It all looks bitch shit for one of a better word. Tacky, I guess is the word? Yeah. No, don't scream and try and let it all out, but dog mutants, but they're fine. Overall, like I feel like dog mutants have some nicer shoes. It's just these one specifically, like the black lace up, high top low top platform don't care. Any of the basic like stock standard dog mutants, I mean, we've seen them, haven't we? They just feel like there's a lot of other, even if you wanted to stay within the dog martin realm, there's like even like they'd let their loafers and stuff. Or like did you see the Recovens collab they just did? It's stunning. But yeah, I just feel like the base model line of dog mutants just can't get around. They probably just pissed off a whole lot of lesbians. I'm so sorry. Ties, I was about, you've probably seen this a fabric now recently too. I was on the fence about whether I liked this or not, but I think ultimately, absolutely not. If you are going to wear tires about, I think like, this is a good way to go about it. Yeah, 'cause it's got the heel. Like imagine if she like double stacked micro trends and slapped on some pink summers with the pink tie belt. That's a lot, and I don't think that would be effective 'cause it just looks like super trendy following, rather than like, oh, this bitch is like just getting creative in her wardrobe type thing. Yeah, as a whole though, I just don't like it. Belt's fine. There's lots of different types of belts. I'm sure you'll find one that you'll like. This is really niche, but when people have a graphic, like print, like, writing anything that is covered even slightly by like a jacket or a shirt, it like, objectively, this is fine, but I can only see the like, ooh, see in this, and sorry, I could make a terrible joke that, but it's, I want to see that it's supposed to see. Like, I want to see the whole word. Who is Anne? (laughs) I know this is like not wrong. Like, everything about this outfit is like fine. I just hate cut off prints and writing for seven, but I don't know, am I learning that? Surely someone else gets dressed up at least. It's just me. Maybe it's Maybelline. Who knows?