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@guyfieriwhore
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Hey, you said you were having your birthday at a sushi place, right? Yeah, I think so. Sounds pretty good. Um, do you think there's any way you could maybe look at some other options, like somewhere else that's not a sushi place? Um, why are you asking this? It's because it's because my boyfriend Connor, he doesn't really like sushi. I know, he's so annoying. He's so annoying I hate him. I hate him so much, but yeah, he doesn't really like sushi. Wait, one, I didn't invite Connor. Yeah, but I just, I feel like it's not that big of a deal anyway, just, you know, it's just dinner. Like, he'll be super good, I promise. He'll be so good. He'll be like on his best behavior, I swear. He won't even know he's there. Okay, whatever, I guess he can come, but like, there has to be something he can eat there, plus it's not his birthday, so it's not up to him. No, he's literally going to throw a fit. Like, I swear. I don't care. Okay, well then, I don't know if I can go then. A new plan got it all figured out. Connor's just going to bring McDonald's to your birthday dinner. I hope that's cool. Are you still down to get manicures tomorrow? Yes. Actually, I was going to ask you this, I totally forgot. If Connor could tag along with us, if that's fine. Like, to drop you off? No, no, no, like, to come with us, like, to get our nails done. I mean, I thought like, it was just going to be an us thing. Yeah, but like, he wouldn't be a bother, I swear. And he can get his toes done or something, they're actually like pretty gnarly lately. You should see him, they're like dinosaur toes, they're like this he's so cute. Guys, we're here. Oh, I didn't know you were bringing Connor to girl's night. Oh, yeah, I know, he was dying to come. He was practically begging to come, I know. He doesn't look very happy to me to be honest. No, that's just his face, he's fine. Babe, smile. Are you sure he wants to be here? We've been out all night and he's moping around, he won't dance, he's on his phone. He's fine, he's literally fine. Babe, what's wrong? He can't. Guys, Connor wants to go home. Not surprising, but why does he want to go home? He has a headache. Okay, well, he can go home, but you should definitely stay. No, no, I need to go with him. I don't want him to be alone. You've literally been dating for like four days, he'll be fine. Whoa, okay, look, I know you've been single for a while. Like, there's probably some jealousy there, but that's not my problem. I know, I've been dying to go to the movies together, just you and I, because it's kind of our thing. But do you mind, I know it's last minute, but do you mind if I bring Connor along with us? Well, no, I only got two tickets and it's a full theater, so no. Oh, okay, what, what if I sound as lap? Like, do you think people would care? I got a sprunchbook for tomorrow, by the way. Okay, perfect, um, what time? I put it down for 1130. Okay, this is really annoying, but do you think you could change it to like 1231-ish? I mean, I, I can't change it, but why? Because Connor doesn't really like waking up before noon on weekends. I didn't even like invite Connor to this. I mean, I feel like it's kind of just a given, you know, we're kind of a package deal, so don't really have to ask about it. Okay, but all the other girls agreed, no guys, like just us. What is he supposed to do while in that brunch?