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This is my Movie Backup account! Follow Like and Share! @Samantha Wynn Greenstone

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The top five longest movies of all time. Number five is how Yukong moved mountains. This movie's 12 hours, 43 minutes. That took Yukong a long ass time to move them motherfucking mountains, holy shit. Number four, out one, 12 hours, 55 minutes. Number three, La Floor, 13 hours, 23 minutes. If you try to watch this movie, yes, winds up on the floor. Look, I'm subscribed to Alfred Hitchcock's idea of movies that they shouldn't be any longer than the duration of the human bladder. I got this damn thing talking shut up. Yeah, 90 minutes, two hours at most. If you got a real big story, maybe two and a half hours. Number two, Excurgo on the documenta, 14. This is a 14 hour, eight minute movie. If you like this list and want more about other nonsense, follow me, leave me a comment with your thoughts on these long ass movies, if you've seen any of these or the movie you thought would be the longest. Also follow my wife, Samantha, who I've tagged. Check out our brand new podcast, Brutally Honest with Sam and Jacob, wherever you get your podcasts. Number one, 14 hours and 33 minutes, Ressar.