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@evanjstern
470.9K views109.3K likes0:23ENOct 5, 2026
106 words476 characters7 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

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And cigarettes are glorious. It's like, hmm, oh, I just had sex. Smoking it's gross, but this sex, sex, sex. A vape is a guy rushing across the street in a pee coat from his finance job. Going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's just not the same. They're both bad.