Who's side are you taking here??? - Tamsyn Kelly #standup #comedy
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We disagree on what kind of glasses make someone look like a Peterfile. I mean, there's one thing that we agree on there. And that is all Peterfiles have bad eyesight. That's actually, that's a nationwide thing, you know. That's Lanzen to John O'Grotes. That's, that's what happens when you spend too much time on computer. But, so I think Peterfile glasses, to me, I'm just checking. I'm not going to upset anyone. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. To me, we're all legal in this room. To me, to me, Peterfile glasses are like, you know, the Jeffrey Dahmer, like the wired brick bridge is Mark Jennings here, is that? The brick, the Peterfile glasses are the bridge, Jeffrey Dahmer. Like, yeah, thank you, that's, yeah. But my boyfriend thinks that, like, he thinks that, like, little round glasses, he thinks that, like, yeah, he just thinks that small round, he thinks that my glasses are Peter glasses. What? Wrong. When he told me that, I was so confused. When he said, I had Peter glasses, I thought he meant I could see Peterfiles. That's, I think I just got the blue light filter. I don't think I got all that one, that's not, that's all for this. And it's like, imagine moving 600 miles for the love of your life. You put your glasses on in front of that person for the first time, which, by the way, is a vulnerable moment, changes how you look, right? Got quite a lot of glasses, whereas in the house tonight, I've got nothing to say on that. It changes how you look. You put your glasses on in front of them for the first time. There you go, oh no. You look up into the eyes of your lover, and they just go, hmmm. Peter, oh, like that.
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