Et si tu pouvais connaître la cause de ta mort avant qu’elle arrive… tu ferais quoi ? 😨🍎 Une machine mystérieuse, des prédictions improbables et des destins complètement absurdes. Le problème, c’est que connaître son avenir ne veut pas dire pouvoir y échapper… 💀😂#tiktokfrance🇨🇵 #fruitstory #histoiredefruit
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Ah, this machine tells me how I'm going to die, let's go! Ah, but I'm going to die of old age, it's beautiful! Well, since I'm going to die of old age, I still have a lot of things to do in my life. Ah Mince, I didn't see that one there. Well, let's see how I'm going to die. Parachute, but I have the vertige, I'm going to never be able to die in Parachute. Well, you just have to avoid taking the plane and you risk nothing. Well, we're going to fish the fish or what? Attention! Damn, a knife? Well, we really have to face the gap now. The holes I avoid are all caught, I can't take this thing anymore. Damn, even my mule is in shape. Well, not a mule today. It's a pleasure, it's at least nothing to see with the holes. Oh, it's not going to hit the head or what? And look at this thing, it's the holes! Damn, you have to take the vacancies, my cherries. Come tomorrow, we're going to take the air, it's going to be good. Yeah, but we're going to go. What do you want? Surprise! Frankly, it's good to go out a little, huh? Wait, you took me where? Well, in the forest, why? Did you hear that? But no, it's nothing. Let's go in the distance, cherries, I'll stay at the end. Okay, but keep your knife on your side, don't bother me when I love you. In fact, I think this machine has brought me back to the head. I'm going to stop being paranoid. Ah, finally, we're going to be able to enjoy our weekend. Yeah, by the way, we're going to enjoy it, come over there. Hmm, perfect. But what is this border? Hi, dude. Ah, no, get out of here!
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