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“Kinder arse”🤣 did feds dirty kasme #foryou #trending #dealer #police #storytimes #story

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So I'll tell you about this time when I got stopped searched So I'm walking through a broadway, I had about four or five down out here Fucking stinkin' bro, stinkin' bro Walkin' to fuckin' JD here My man smells me here But I'm a fuckin' hell, you stinkin' weed bro My man said it paralleled here Busy behind me bro, busy fuckin' behind me bro Getting fuckin' TN's bro, mum's life bro It will bind TN's bro And even yo, can you just step to the side for me please I'm gonna, gonna have to stop searchin' and I went, but I even don't like Fedman He went, I'm off Jewish, off Jewish, off Jewish So I went, all right, all right, gone, gone, gone For steptops, I didn't get it I tried doing a lot of DG dash, dashin' on by y'all Couldn't dash bro Actual police officer called me this time, yes I brought me back here My man, yeah, I know this level, I walk away And I was going on, this, this, this, this, my name is PC, had his had his son I'll be not bothered to see my money. They buy all this and that. So obviously they come to search me. I packed my down and packed my down and that. Yeah, I'm there doing fucking stardom. So I packed my down and that. I'm like, yeah, fucking guess what bro? Obviously my boy, obviously when I was in JD, I passed the boot quick time. I forgot about this kind of stuff. The kind of stuff that I add up my ass. So obviously they're going to be packed my down and that. Yeah, fucking hell, blah, blah. I didn't know yet. I forgot about my ass, bro. Down my trousers, a leg, yeah. Bro, it was caught on my shoe. You know the edge of my shoe, bro. Fucking hell, blah. And then obviously I moved my leg, yeah. And then the egg flew out on the floor. Yeah, I was like, wow. They picked it up and popped it up. And yeah, now about five or thousand pebs in their blood. The self-running man.