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Yeah I always walked that mile. 🎥: Joe Zimmerman, "Cult Classic" #joezimmerman #cultclassic #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #comedian #discovery #fyp

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668 views63 likes0:59ENOct 22, 2026
100 words626 characters11 sentencesReadability: Grade 5

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Sometimes I don't think we give kids enough credit for how traumatic grade school is. Remember, sixth grade, fizz-ed, run a seven-minute mile in street clothes, and then just straight to math. (audience laughing) Shouldn't worn hiking boots today. (audience laughing) Smells like a locker room in here. You kids ready to learn about parabolas? My heart rate is parabolic. (audience laughing) Recess is right after lunch 'cause that's how digestion works. (audience laughing) Yeah. Yeah, now that you've had spaghetti with milk. (audience laughing) Seems like a good time to go run around in a parking lot. (audience laughing)