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Ever wonder how Recruiters get your number? Well, look no further! #topsecret #fyp #army #military #secret

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Hey, that's weird. Hello? Hey, it's a Ryan Kamanu, I believe I'm saying that correctly there. Yes, who's this? Hey, what's going on, girl? This is Sergeant Thomas, New York Army National Guard. How's your day going? Um, it's going pretty good. How did you even get my phone number? Well, so the way it works is, uh, here in the notes here, I have a special phone that goes directly to God, uh, so what I do is I give God a call and I say, "Hey, hey, guy, can you give me the list of people that really want to join the military?" Uh, so, and you're on it. So either, either he's lying or you're being coy. So here's how I see it. We have two options. Either you come with the office, have a conversation with me, and I think about half an hour or if not, you know, a little bit less, or you apologize to JC, because you just called him the liar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sergeant, sir, sir, yes, sir, Sergeant, uh, I will be there 15 minutes. Does 15 minutes work for you? Oh, right, that's what I thought. Okay, see you soon.