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@evanjstern
128.8K views11.3K likes0:39ENOct 25, 2026
99 words505 characters23 sentencesReadability: Kindergarten

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I just want to let you know I'm making a mean tick-tock about you while you're in the bathroom, okay? So I love my wife so much. But... What? Why would those bulls be here? What? What? Is this spacing? What is this? Those should? Those shouldn't be on the bottom racks. This is... What is... This held by? Ah, anyway. I love her so much. She's so pretty. Why this pile of spoons? They're all at the top! There's nothing back here. Why put them up? I love her so much. She's so smart and funny and pretty.