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Cant step on my patch cuzzy #for #dealer #bradford #skit #trending

@deefrombfd
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Some guys just tried selling on my patch, I told him, "Fuck off, Nash bro! F*ckin' Nash!" I said, "Listen, come here here!" He went, "Wah, me, I went, yeah, you dickhead!" He said, "No, no, no, no, yeah, you come here here!" He went, "Bro, what?" I went, "You selling on my patch?" He went, "No, no, no!" I went, "I just seen you like I had more da f*ck of eyeliner!" He went, "No, no, no, no, no!" I went, "Bro, empty pockets here!" He went, "Yeah, I'm kidding man, nah!" I said, "Yo, what's up, burn the phone doing in your pocket?" He went, "A ring man, I'm on it!" I went, "Bro, pass me that phone!" He said, "Beepin' through contacts and that, yeah!" Like me, me, me, outside shop 2 for 15, yeah, bro! He was selling on my patch! I went, "Give me da, yeah, give me da b*tch here!" I slapped his half-in-year, I picked up bro! "B*ckin' him in face bro!" "B*ckin' him in face quick time bro!" He was f*cking about on my patch bro! He got me, I was f*cking up! So listen, if anyone wants to come sell on my patch here, drop me an email first and I'll let you know, I'm a confirmation and let you know if you can do, yeah? Alright, gone!