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Hottest day of the year & I had a 6hr booking. We had a dip and a picnic. Was swell #dayinthelife #grwm

@oopsjasmine
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ready with me for a booking except it's the hotest day of the fucking year. I've just text my client saying I'm not being funny but it is boiling outside and I don't know if a cute stroll and dinner is going to be overly enjoyable. I'm just going to melt in the sun and feel a bit gross. So he rather injunously suggested doing wild swimming. I first thought hmm going wild swing with a man you don't really know when a first date might be a bit unhinged but unhinged seems to be a pattern in my life at the moment so I thought why not let's just send back some more chaos into my life. I'm wearing my swimsuit I'm just going to whack on some shorts and then I'm good to go this is why lip stains and like laminate in my brows is useful it's made like going wild swimming it's making me think of that's retort that men say sometimes is like take a girl swimming on the first date babe to make up tattooing exists now and also we've elevated the products on the market so my lash has already done babe you can throw me in the water and I'll be absolutely fine but obviously my clients will be like that it's just going to be lovely and hopefully romantic and we'll see how it goes but it is absolutely baking I'm going to put on my factor 50 and hopefully have a good time but this is the fit hmm I need some shades so another client actually got these for me recently but we don't talk about that client anymore so there's some tea there I'm not sure if I'm ready to dive all of this is the lurk polka dots yeah hopefully he just picks me up in a Mustang and then I'll be good to go.