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you know my favorite type of weed was uh cocaine how long do you last oh man no be real oh I would say probably four minutes wow is that enough that's not enough four minutes maybe five maybe five what time of year is it i'm drinking like monster energy drink sometimes which are like piss magnets they're delicious but they make you want to pee make you want to beat your wife too dude i'll see a lot of dudes drinking monster that you know they're going home to punch did you ever get to meet Michael Jackson no i didn't man i wish i did though you know i was what fucking ten when he died hang out that would have been the time to beat it yeah yeah yeah man right but they treated him like same shit with make Donalds come the fuck on you can't give us forty dollars an hour i'm gonna her bust my ass serving big max and getting cussed out getting treated like shit and they got pedophiles in there it's hard as hell to serve something you know they got a man out there trying to touch you know in a little uh aren't you what what's your father my father's from the caragua yeah you're and i'll get perceived mostly as white but i mean aren't you biracial yeah but i don't have a dual citizenship you don't need a citizenship motherfucker dna what you talking about dna is your citizenship like you're yeah so you're mixed technically yeah so was your father light skin no he was dark skin kind of welcome to the club shit what the fuck you mean