How you invented the trampoline! #oddtilt #trampoline #inventions

You want to watch your friend shower, but he put up a fence. So you stretch a big sheet between four wooden posts and jump on it. Except it barely bounces you and your friend makes his fucking fence taller so you connect the sheet with springs. Genius! Now when you land, the springs stretch and pull the sheet back up, launching you higher. But the wooden frame snaps underneath your fat ass so you replace it with a sturdy metal frame. But on your next jump, your foot lands between the springs and gets pinched so you cover them with thick padding. Except your little cousin tries it out and gets launched off the side. So you put a net around the edges. Now you can watch your friend shower every day!