What if you brought Taco Bell to Ancient Egypt? #History

What if you brought Taco Bell to ancient Egypt? Day 1. You arrive in Egypt with Tortillas, beef, cheese, and fire sauce. You set up near the Nile and wrap the first Crunch Wrap Supreme. A worker takes one bite and stops chewing. He's never had cheese and meat in the same thing. He doesn't go back to work. Day 2. You introduce fire sauce. First guy tries it tears in his eyes. Can't breathe. Goes back for seconds. Day 3. Half the construction crew has stomach problems. The foreman traces it back to your stand. A priest says it's a curse from Seth. You say it's the fire sauce. Day 4. Tax collector shows up. How many wraps you sell per day? You say 12. 300 people in line behind you. You hand him a Chalupa. He writes down 12. Day 5. The Pharaoh sends a servant. You bring a Crunch Wrap, Nacho Prize, and a Baja Blast. He tries the Baja Blast first. Neon blew liquid in a civilization where every drink is brown. He holds it up to the light, thinks it's liquid from the Nile Gods. - Flaps twice, you're hired.