Gettin’ too old for this s***.

I can't believe I've done 13 of these f***ing videos. All right, first presenter, come on in for breaking an entering, here's your punishment. The only way you can wash your car from now on is by using the little squeegees they offer at gas stations. What? But those things are filthy. That'll make my car dirtier than it was before. It will, yeah. I think it'll be pretty funny to watch, actually. Okay, then I'll just never wash my car again. What do you think about that? I think you should probably duck. Wait, what? Next presenter, come on in, please. Sorry, that was supposed to be a body shot, my bad. For shoplifting, indecent exposure, and assaulting a cashier, damn bro, what happened? Couldn't find the shampoo wallet target. Your punishment is that everything you drink from now on has to be consumed at room temperature. Are you serious? Even like, water and sh*t. Look up the term, everything, and then ask me that f***ing question again. I was kidding, f*** face. Get the hell out of here before I make your food room temperature as well. All right, for robbing the Louvre in Paris, France, damn, that was you. It was, yeah. Nice, I really love your word. Anyways, your punishment is that every day you have to wash your bed sheets and comforter. What? That's not the punishment yet. Oh, however, they have to be pulled out of the dryer at 75% dryness. Okay, well, how dry is 75%? She has to wet enough to feel really f***ing weird. Well, I can't sleep in that, that's way too wet together. That's what she said, and too f***ing bad. Still huge fan that, by the way, last presenter, come on in. And lastly, for robbing a target three separate times, you have to go to bed every single night with the thermal stat set at 80 degrees Fahrenheit. You have nothing to say or... Oh, no, I was just waiting for you to say I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. Great.