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Do you know that if you robbed a bank, you are probably going to be arrested? Well, not for today, because I'm going to show you how you can completely vanish from the FBI, CIA, and other authorities. For education purposes, of course. Step number one, get rid of everything that is in your name, destroy your smartphone and credit card, and start using only cash. Step number two, go to a place with high homeless population, approach a random one, and offer them to swap their clothes for 50 bucks. You'll do it for 10 bucks. After that, change your looks, cut your hair, or diet, get fake tattoos, and grow or shave facial hair. Now, since your looks have changed a lot, you'll start moving to a remote location, and do it the right way. Don't use taxis or public transportation, and avoid being noticed by CCTVs. Finally, you will take a boat and get a fake ID from a certain group of people, and head toward a country that is more hostile toward the United States. China, for example, you will buy a small property in a relatively low-populated location, keep the cash hidden, learn the language, and start a job or profession to not look suspicious. For example, a farmer or an English teacher. And why does it seem like you are speaking from an experience? Make sure to like and follow to stay on this side of TikTok.