What If You Sold Elephant Meat in Ancient Greece? #usa

What if you sold elephant meat in ancient Greece? Day 1, you wake up in the year 400 BC in a busy Greek market. Everyone is eating plain fish and boring goat. You set up a giant fire pit. You pull out a massive thick slab of elephant trunk. The Greeks watch you grill the Titan beef. They think you are cursed. By sunset, the crazy good smell is making their mouths water. Day 3, you slice the giant meat super thin. You take crushed sea salt, wild garlic, and olive oil. You've just made the first ancient BBQ. You wrap it in soft flatbread. It's somehow tastes amazing. Now, the whole city wants to know your magic recipe. Day 5, you take ancient gold coins and trade them for a massive iron grill. You are feeding tough Spartan warriors like it's a fast food drive through. Nobody understands it. A strange man in a messy shirt walks up. He asks, "If we eat the beast, do we become the beast?" That's not a warrior. It's Socrates. You hand him a burnt meat, put him in a wooden cart, and tell him to go think in the woods. Day 7, the city is happy. Everyone is full. The Greeks finally has meat in their mouths. Socrates rides back with a cart full of his followers. And now, they all are hungry.