What if you brought Burger King to Ancient Greece?

What if you brought Burger King to ancient Greece? Day 1. You set up an iron grill in the Athenian Agora. Socrates walks up carrying a folding stool. He says nothing. Just sits next to your stand and stares. You ignore him and start making a burger. You slap a thick beef patty onto the grill. The sizzle cuts through the market. The smell of flame-grilled meat hits the wind. Everyone stops to stare. Out of the corner of your eye, you catch Socrates swallowing hard. Day 2. Business explodes. A massive line forms at your stand. Socrates is still just sitting there. But today, he brought some figs. He just eats them and watches you. With so many customers, you're making burger straight into the night. Day 5. Business is stable. You've hired two locals, and the stand is running like a machine. Socrates is still there. You walk over and hand him a burger. He finishes it in 20 seconds flat. Then, he wipes the satisfied smile off his face. Looks at you deadpan, it says. I still prefer McDonald's. Before you can respond, he quickly orders a whopper meal to go, turns, and walks away. You stand there frozen, watching his back. You once again have been defeated by him.