What would happen if you were best friends with Socrates for 30 days?#facts #skeleton #socrates

What would happen if you were best friend with Socrates for 30 days? Day 1. You arrive in Athens. You see Socrates arguing with a skeleton selling baby oil. He say, "If baby oil is your power, who are you?" You interrupt him and say, "Without it, you both pause." Then you just kiss each other for no reason. Day 3. Now you guys are best friends. You start rage-baiting random people together. People get mad and send you both to the corner. Day 7. You both approach a skeleton selling pizza. Socrates asks, "If pizza is your power, you finish it." Who are you without it? You both lock eyes again. Day 10. Socrates approaches a man. He asks a question. You repeat it right after him. The guy leaves. Day 15. You and Socrates walk around the city, calling everyone "good boy." Now people are getting angry. Day 30. The whole city is tired of you too. They kick you out of Athens.