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Queen Hera, I have some bad news. What is it now? I've been told that a child was born today. Children are born every day. A child of God was born. Zeus, get in here right now. What did I do now? You told me, uh, well, I did do a little lightning storm last night to take out a boat, but I thought you said that was okay. You told them that was okay? Back to the main subject. A child was born today. Okay, children are born every day, but this means that it has to be an important child. It's yours, isn't it? I have no knowledge of any woman currently carrying my child. Well, if you were faithful to me, you would have the knowledge to know for sure that the child is in worse. She's got you there. You killed your wife too! But the difference is, my wife doesn't care. She didn't even want to marry me in the first place. That's nothing to brag about Poseidon. Your brothers are such a disgrace to marriage. I'll just be letting myself out now. Who gave you this information, Hera? Hermes. Don't move. Dang it! So close. I was in Bethlehem and I heard that a child of God was born. Do you have any more details on that? This could be anyone's child. Well, apparently his mom is, uh, you know, you know that one way you know for sure that you're not having a baby? Well, that's her. She was even nicknamed for it, and she was chosen by God to carry his baby. This is such an interesting story. I've never heard anything like this. Yeah, and apparently she had to go tell this guy that she's never even met, that he's the father of her baby too. There's nothing quite like human drama. You're going to have to keep me updated on this. Wait, so who is this baby's father? You keep saying God, not A-God. Well, you know that the humans have their religions, and some of those religions believe in one soul God, and they believe that God bless Mary and Joseph with his baby. The drama just keeps coming. And somehow I got dragged into this? Faithful men are never dragged into scandalous stories. So what are we going to do about this? Well, if you say it and do anything, and you mean it this time? I mean it. I did not do anything. I have not ever met or dated a Mary in my life, or at least not for the past 500 years of my life. You are such an unfaithful bastard. And I guess if the baby doesn't show any signs of lightning or flying power, he won't. I promise. Your promises mean nothing to me. But I guess we'll just have to watch this story unfold. And what a story it is. Hermes, do you have any more details? Well, I heard that everyone was turning Mary and Joseph down from them will tell us. So Mary had to give birth to the baby in a stable. And the oracles told me that eventually after the baby grows up, he's going to be murdered and come back to light. I am definitely going to have to make a stop to Bethlehem soon.