Replying to @~🦉The one and only Jayden~🦉~ sorry for the wait! #greek #mythology #greekmythology #hades #poseidon #zeus #hermes #hera #olympus #olympians #jesus #christianity #dionysus #aphrodite #demeter #apollo #demeter #ares #hephaestus #artemis #athena #percyjackson

Okay. It's time for us to figure out who this Jesus kid belongs to. I think we all have the same suspicions. Why is everyone looking at me an all-powerful son of God? He's not mine. The boy can't fly or shoot lightning bolts. Okay, Aphrodite. He is such a beautiful boy with that brown skin and curly hair, but he's no child of mine. My kids actually have their priorities straight. He's read the word of God all day and trust me. Those words aren't not mine. I have been trying to get the people of Jerusalem to invent anti-humidity hairspray for the longest time, but no one will listen to me. He's not my kid. When the devil told Jesus to jump off of a temple to prove that he's the son of God, he didn't do anything. If that was my kid, he would have jumped. And if not, he would have beat the devil up. That guy is way too peaceful. Well, I heard that the boy only had a few pieces of fish and bread and turned it into a meal for thousands. Demeter? He's not mine. I'm still trying to figure out how he did that. Plus, we already know who his mom is. I don't know why any of us gotses were asked to be here anyway. You can never be too sure. You can when it comes to me. We know little sister. I'd like to clear a record and say the boy is not mine. I don't think any of us suspected you Apollo. Yeah, I actually didn't even invite you to this meeting. And why couldn't he have been mine? This is probably the most humble human being to walk the earth. That's just not you at all. I'm the most humble guy now. I don't know anybody who is more humble than me. I'm the best at it. Anyway, I heard the boy can walk on water. Poseidon? Really? He can? None of my kids had even tried that. I'm gonna have to have Triton test that out later. I think we can safely assume that Poseidon had no knowledge of this child. Isn't the boy a carpenter? Yes, but the boy being able to build things does not mean I cheated on you. Whatever. Like I said earlier, the boy is always spreading the word of God. Spreading the word? Like a messenger? I have been way too busy relaying all of your messages to have a kid. But someone told me that the boy can turn water into wine. What a blessing. To be able to create the world's best drink from one of the world's best resources. But the boy is not mine. I've been sober far too long to try to start any relationship with a more than one. Well, this solved absolutely nothing. I guess we'll just have to keep watching and waiting. But wait, we forgot about Hades. Unless the boy can rise from the dead, I highly doubt you have to worry about him being a child of my brothers.