i think the cucumber is really big 🥶😭👀

- Uh, wow, that's a really big cucumber. - Hmm? Big? That's barely average. - That's a really big cucumber. Why the hell would I say something so stupid? Damn, I can't even think straight when I talk to her. She's way too hot, man. [laughs] You guys always ask me how I get so many women. To be honest, guys, the most important thing is to be yourself. - Got it! Uh, I think you're really nice, and I was wondering would you maybe like to go out with me sometime? - Um, how do I say this? You're kind of like a brother to me. - Oh, okay. Yeah, that's totally fine. - Oh my gosh, you're so hot! Uh, would you please go on a date with me sometime? - Sure, if you want, hop in. [dramatic music] - All girls are the same. [sighs] I don't think I'm ever gonna find someone who actually likes me. - Oh my gosh! I can't believe you cheated on me! - Calm down, Strabella. - That's it! I'm leaving you! - I don't care. I'm rich. [laughs] - Strabella, what happened to you? - Appalino cheated on me. I wish I had chosen you back then. - Should I forgive her, guys?