his glowup is crazy 👀🔥🥶

My son keeps gooning to those female TikTokers. I hope this finally makes him stop gooning so much. Why won't any e-girls go out with me? At least I can still goon to my favorite TikTok girls. I made your favorite brownies. Mom, can't you knock first? I'm busy gooning over here. Maybe you should talk to real women instead of the internet. Just give me my brownies, mom. Mom always ruins everything. At least these brownies understand me. One day, those TikTok girls will appreciate me. I'm done gooning. I'm leaving the house for the first time in three months. Wow, good idea, honey. But maybe change that sweater first. That worked fast. Wow, I'm so motivated. I'm gonna start working out. There's a million other people with the same stuff. You really think you're different and you must be kidding. Think you're gonna hit me with your heart. It's impossible, stop probable, you're responsible. Too many obstacles, you gotta stop it, yo. You gotta take it, so you can't be your pro. No one's your time, no more. See you later, mom. I'm going on a date. That's your fifth date this week. Yeah, what can I say? All the girls want me.