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Two days before going to federal prison! #federalprison #justinpaperny #whitecollaradvice #prison

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Two days before I went to federal prison, it was feeling real. The day started with testing myself and ended with a going away party that featured a friend of mine who had eventually become one of the biggest celebrities in the world. To testing myself, I read that in federal prison you've got to learn to sleep with the lights on. So then I before, I fell asleep with the lights on. I woke at three o'clock in the morning and said, "This isn't sane. No need to suffer needlessly yet." I turned the lights off and I went back to bed. About eight o'clock in the morning, I tried to take an ice cold shower because I read you take a lot of cold showers in prison. About two is a bad idea. I immediately took the water from cold to warm. Then I went to Barnes & Noble, found ten books I asked my family to send me. Then I barely ran two miles, which was hard because I had an exercise for more than three years. Then that evening at my friend Sam's home in Calabases had a wonderful going away party as crazy as that sound with friends and family and thinking about what's next in that party included my old friend, Courtney Kardashian, who came with a very nice expensive bottle of wine. Her boyfriend, Scott, at the time, will not come into celebrate. I did bring him a glass of wine, which he took.