divorcable 😭 #skit #cringe #satire #manchild #bareminimum

- Honey, I think I'm gonna consick tomorrow. - Oh, are you feeling okay? - Yeah, it's just that Sarah's off tomorrow. I hate going in when she's not working. It's so boring. - Babe, you should go to work tomorrow. - You know, you're right. I'll probably actually be able to get my work done since we won't be talking the whole time. Babe, my boss told me today that he thought Sarah and I were dating for like a month. - Really? - Yeah, he was like, "Well, I figured since she always comes "and sits on your lap and uses your computer." I'm like, "No, dude, she's just a coworker." - Oh, babe, I found you a really good job. You should apply. - Uh, no, I'm good. - Why, you were just telling me a while ago that you hated your job? - Well, there's been a lot of changes at the company. - It's actually a really good place to work now. - What changes? - Like, they got a popcorn machine. And I mean, Sarah works there now, so that just makes life better. - Oh, can I bring you lunch tomorrow? - Uh, that's not a good idea. - Why? - Babe, I just don't want you to get jealous. Look, I'm not cheating on you with Sarah, but her and I just have that dynamic at work that you don't want to see. Well, honey, I gotta go to work, so see you later. - Okay, but keep that on, please. - I am. I'm putting it back on, just turn around for a second. Okay, bye, I love you.