someone’s life btw 😭 #skit #satire #cringe #thatoneguy #workwife

Hey, baby. I just wanted to come visit you at work. Hey, honey. Hi. Oh, I actually get to meet your real wife. Oh, I just say that because everyone at the office calls me his work wife. I'm sure he's told you all about that. Sorry, who are you? Oh, he hasn't mentioned me. No, I have. Babe, remember, this is Sam. I knew co-worker like we'd get along super well and I really like them. I thought Sam was a guy. Well, I just wanted to come bring you your lunch because you forgot it. Oh, no need. I handled that at the office. We kind of share that wife role except I'm at work and you're at home. Yeah, funny story. I actually haven't been eating the lunches. You've been packing me ever since Sam started working here. I just throw them away every morning. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Exposed. Well, it's time for our break. Let's go sit in my car. I thought she said you didn't have a break and that's why you couldn't text me while you're working. Oh, get it. See, I actually take his phone away while we're at work. So he's not so distracted by home. Wait, you should come meet me at the printer. You know what, 330? What? Oh, it's just our work inside joke. You wouldn't get it because you don't work here. Babe, you're being super disrespectful. What do you mean? I'm an amazing husband. Now that Sam is here, I like work more than home. I'm like so dedicated to my job.