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Pasta Carbonara Recipe 🍝 And we got @QCP in the house! Asking strangers if I could cook them one meal, what would it be?! Fire Escape Chronicles Pt. 25🧯 Recipe below 👇🏽 #carbonara #pasta #QCP #Recipe #guanciale #pecorino #parmesan #parmesean #reggiano #parmigiano #carbonararecipe  #carbonaralovers  #pastarecipe #italianfoodrecipe #italianfood #italian Ingredients 1. 1/2 box of Bucatini pasta 2. 1/2 cup parmesan 3. 1/3 cup pecorino 4. 3 egg yolks 5. 1 egg 6. Black pepper 7. Guanciale Directions 1. Add pasta into boiling hot water lightly salted and cook till about 1 minute under al dente. 2. Add guanciale into a cold pan and turn up to medium low and render out fat till crispy. 3. Add egg yolk, egg, cheese, black pepper, and 2 tsp of guanciale fat into a bowl and mix 4. You can you the double boiler method to thicken up the sauce slightly 5. Add the pasta and guanciale into the bowl and mix until sauce thickens up. 6. Plate and top it off with more guanciale, cheese, sauce, and freshly grounded black pepper. 7. Enjoy

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Yo Mr. Benchfras! I'm here! No, fuck your face! That's QCP! Yo Bench! If I could cook you one meal, what would it be? I could do something! I'm cooking you something today! I ain't just starving, but I ain't giving you carbonara! I got you, baby! Can I come in? They have you got in this, baby! Traditional carbonara uses just egg yolks! Not today, Bench! Oh shit! Umbo, di farvejano, brajiano! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? Now, while I'm at the end, I'm some pecorino, some fresh black pepper, a little pinch, salt the water, bitch, and get the pasta in! You know what this is? Cut the skin off the guanciale, guanciale into a cold pan, put your guanciale into the bowl, a little guanciale fat, some pasta water, and your pasta. Toss it, bitch, toss it! Yo, Q! A little happy green? Dude, don't you dare! Don't get fucking... Some of the sauce on top, a little garnish, and some cheese on top. Bon appétit, though, bitch! Mmm, why are we gonna do this outside? This is scary! Bro, it's in my mouth, and he's respected! This is a fire, it's pain!