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I need to be professional

@oopsjasmine
144.9K views10.2K likes1:15ENSep 25, 2026
215 words1086 characters22 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

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I have a date in, well, now he's arriving any minute now. This is on wearing. I'm a bit rushed because unbelievably I've had two gift deliveries from this man today. One of them was a car. What the fuck? That just came out of my mouth. This man has just bought me a car. And then the second delivery was an original piece of artwork, an interpretation of Vincent Van Gogh's son of flowers, which is just like, it's my favourite. And he's arriving in a minute. And I have to be professional. So yeah, I need to make sure I buy and compose and don't say anything stupid. Like, oh, there's a church over the road. Well, we just pump in and get married. The date, oh my gosh, we're going, there's a secret cinema that we're going to. And he's booked the whole place and he's selected a film that he knows I love. The Great Gatsby, which is a book I read years and years ago. And it changed the trajectory of my life for a little bit. It made me go to university and study English literature. So I love this book and I love this film. And that's the date. So what is going on? I need to go.