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Can Lucozade sponsor me?

@oopsjasmine
200.5K views4.2K likes1:14ENSep 29, 2026
218 words1126 characters15 sentencesReadability: Middle School

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I have a client in half an hour, 25 minutes, and he's into water sports. I'm just setting everything up. I have my toiletries, and then I have toiletries for him. Baby wipes, just to case things get messy. It's nice to start the day off, because I haven't seen before, because it kind of puts me in like a high energy and excitable energy. Yeah, just to make this one new, I'm discovering what they're into, is exciting. I woke up really late, so I'm kind of running behind, and I didn't have like, my gallon of water when I woke up this morning. So it's emergency measures. This is what I'm going to wear to open the door, and then I'm going to take, he's going to come into the shower, and then I'm probably going to change into something else and then do the grand reveal, so. Oh, and then my socks match. Oh, look at lots. I actually have a scrunchy as well, I would just open up, but maybe that's a bit OTT. Hopefully he's into like the chaotic energy that I'm bringing today. He's also into like face slapping, a bit of humiliation. I just generally like sound on stuff, so I think it'll be a good way to start the day.