#duet with @Syd Heller thank you internet stranger 😂 xoxo, Janet Fucking Caperna

Okay, so my friend Joey's bit is that he calls everybody by the wrong name. Not like he messes up their name, he calls them an entirely new name, first and last. And sometimes it'll just be a random name that he made up. And then other times he'll go on Facebook and like find the name of one of my mom's friends and call me that. But yesterday he saw the name Janet Caperna in an article and he's now obsessed with the name Janet Caperna. And today I received all of these voice memos back to back. Janet, fucking Caperna, um, Janet Caperna, Janet, fuck my pussy Caperna. Janet Caperna, Janet, Caperna, Caperna, I fucked me up my pussy or my name's not Janet Lenore Caperna. The name's Caperna, Janet Caperna. J-A-N-E-T-C-A-P-E-R-N-A Janet Caperna, um, Janet Caperna word.