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If you had a cut of The Simpsons level riches, what silly thing are you splurging on?! Hear all about our delusional splurges...and a few other things...on this week's podcast episode of This Side of the Hill!@Jared Lipscomb @capernaj #podcastclips

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I love Jennifer Tilly. Now obviously I'm a horror fan. Jason, you are as well. - Well, I'm a Chuckie, the bride of Chuckie. - She's the rich rich one. - She's like truly rich. - And I love that she says, honey, I didn't buy these diamonds off Chuckie money. I got it from my cut of the Simpsons. So the question is, if we got a cut of the Simpsons money, - What would you be your like rich, rich ridiculous purchase? And mine obviously is a lazy river around like a 200 square foot, but like a little cottage, but have like an 80 foot lazy river. The Angry Birds coin pusher machine from Dave Ambusters, which they sell online right now for 14,000. For two, you can have two seats. - You'd stack the towers yourself and then close it up. - Well, you have to win to get the towers made in the game. So no, I wouldn't cheat if that's what you're asking. - I would build like a ridiculous like golf simulator bar, like chill out area kind of a situation. - What's a golf simulator? - You could play indoor golf basically. You hit off a mat into a screen. And the screen is like animated. - It's like a virtual reality golf essentially. - Oh man, okay. - But you're playing with real golf balls and you're actually swinging into the-- - So you don't have to wear the headset or anything? - You don't have to wear a headset, no. - Okay, that's a good one. That's pointless.